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May 2008 Newsletter

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Robotics Facts

Did you know our new 8-day feeder comes with four ice packs

Interesting.  Some pets are nibblers.  If you feed your pet fresh food, it dries out if they don’t eat it all at once.    What if your pet is diabetic?  Our new 8 day feeder can be programmed to feed your pet up to 8 times per day.  Not only that, you can even record a meal-time greeting!  Not bad...

Lawnbott Father’s Day Deals!

The Adventures of Superbot

In the last "Adventures of Superbot", Superbot had accidently morphed into a pizza in the kidnapper’s hands.  John lured the kidnapper inside allowing Superbot to morph into a little white terrier.  While John summoned the police, Superbot (as the terrier) overpowered the kidnapper.  Superbot wanted to tell Janey it was okay to come out, but as the terrier, he was unable to speak.  So he morphed into a recording on Janey’s iPod.  Janey listened to the message and went to find her Dad.  Superbot morphed back into the terrier and summoned C-Thru.  Read the previous episodes of “The Adventures of Superbot” in Paradise Robotics previous newsletters.

 

 

 

Superbot (as the terrier) went to a quiet room to summon C-Thru.  He envisioned C-Thru and within a brief second, C-Thru appeared.  “Yip, yip, yip!  A-yip, growwwl yip!”, Superbot barked.  C-Thru said, “Ahem, do you think I can understand dog?”  “Growwwwwwwwwl!!!!!”, replied Superbot, with a menacing look on his face.  “Okay, okay, as usual, you are the boss.  I want you to morph into a TV news anchor in the big plasma screen on the wall.  If anyone comes in the room, just pretend you are reading the news.”  C-Thru suggested.  Superbot morphed and said, “This was the best you could come up with?  Nevermind, let’s get down to business.  Look, I don’t have much time.  I have to morph back into myself so I can get back to my normal life before the Frank’s notice I’m gone.  Now tell me how to get an appointment with my mother so I can get this

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We are launching some new Father’s Day Deals on our Lawnbott robotic lawn mower.   There is no better time to purchase a Lawnbott than right now. 

Think about how much time you spend mowing each week.  By the time you get the gas, start the mower, do the mowing, put the mower away and relax from exhaustion, you have spent three hours or more.  Now imagine the other things you could do with that time.  Would you like to be productive?  How about planting shrubs or flowers?  Would you like to restart your favorite hobby?  Now you can.  Having trouble

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Would you like to work from home?  Do you like talking about new exciting products?  Would you like to be your own boss without making a big initial investment? 

 

Well, we’ve got a great opportunity for you.  Become a Paradise Robotics Independent Sales Contractor.  It’s easy.  You just sign our contractor agreement and start selling!  Use of our marketing materials is optional.  We’ll do demos for you for a nominal fee.  If you have a knack for selling, you can earn up to 10% of the product price!  Contact us for more details.

 

Drop-shippers and resellers welcome!  We have arrangements with our suppliers to work with you!  Contact us now!

 

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Wanted: Independent Sales Contractors

There’s a saying: necessity is the mother of invention.  Japan’s declining population is creating a need for real two-legged robots to replace human workers.  Honda has arisen to the challenge of developing a real humanoid robot to perform actual human work.  This is mind-blowing and is unbelievable unless you see it yourself.  Thanks to YouTube, we are able to bring you some exciting videos of Asimo in action.  Check them out (and dream…)

 

Asimo Navigates Obstacles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dv0wJDwtuw

 

 

Asimo Serves Drinks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW2RkaMyNgM

 

 

Asimo Conducts the Detroit Symphony

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf5szwz6Qzc

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8-day Feeder

Robot of the Future: Honda Asimo

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convincing your spouse to make the purchase?  No worries.  Here’s what you do…  Say, “Honey, you know that list of things you want me to do that I never have time for?  Now I can work on one of them each week.”  She’ll be eating out of your hand…  Are you the keeper of the “honey do” list?  Now you have a good reason to buy a Lawnbott!

Some people say they enjoy mowing.  “It’s a time to relax, to escape, to think, to get exercise.”  These are all good reasons and some people won’t change their routine just because they are set in their ways.  But, any routine can be substituted with a new routine.  For example, if your desire is for

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